a. Traffic to porn site soared by 50% in Hawaii minutes after missile threat was revealed to be false alarm
b. Sushi Fanatic Rethinks Raw Fish After Pulling 5-Foot Tapeworm From Body
c. Speaking of dirty fish…. Unpleasant physical side-effect of not having enough sex which is bad news for your vagina
d. Cops: Maine man punches self in face to avoid sobriety test
e. Philadelphia greasing light poles to stop fans from climbing
f. Winner of donut-eating contest caught stealing from Dunkin’, cops say
g. Rapper with song ‘Sell Drugsz’ gets prison for selling drugs
